PM Boris Johnson allegedly favours bodies over lockdown

“No more ***king lockdowns – let the bodies pile in their thousands” – Boris Johnson (allegedly)

The Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has strongly denied the allegation made by the Daily Mail. The comments were made during a cabinet meeting, where the Prime Minister was being strongly urged to announce a second lockdown. Senior Ministers, Advisors and Government Officials told him the NHS was close to collapse so he reluctantly agreed. However, in an outburst, Prime Minister Boris Johnson shouted “No more ***king lockdowns”. Even more shockingly, he continued “Let the bodies pile in their thousands”.

The alleged outburst comes at the same time as the ‘chatty rat’ investigation began. Still ongoing, it launched after the media were leaked briefings of another lockdown. This led to the Prime Minister announcing another lockdown sooner than he would have liked.

Members of Parliament have come forward, refuting the claims. Defence Secretary Ben Wallace has said the claim is “just another lie”. That the ‘gossip stories’ were entering a ‘comedic section’. Sources, advisors and events remain unnamed in any reports.

A spokesperson for the Labour Party, whilst not confirming whether the statement is true or not, calls for the Prime Ministers to make a public statement immediately.

Boris Johnson in war of words!

The pandemic seems to be slowing, but it is all systems go for the Prime Minister. An inquiry is being called for after Boris Johnson agreed to “fix” tax issues around Dyson staff working in the UK.

The Prime Minister says he makes no apologies for trying to get ventilators into the country. He added that anyone would have moved heaven and earth to get help in the height of the pandemic.

Various parties are calling for an inquiry into these texts, with SNP Westminster Leader questioning how many Covid Contracts he has personally fixed, rather than going through formal channels. Whereas, the Labour party has said that the texts are part of pattern of ‘sleaze’ by our current Government.

Sir James Dyson sent the Prime Minister a personal text after the Treasury did not answer him quick enough. He asked for Boris to get Rishi (Sunak) to answer a letter they had sent “to make the position clear”. The Prime Minister finished the correspondence with “I am the first lord of the treasury and you can take it that we are backing you to do what you need”

The Government have accused Dominic Cummings, former advisor, of being the source. Cummings resigned from Number 10 in problematic circumstances. The Telegraph added Cummings seemed the obvious answer, with an insider saying “if you connect the dots, it looks like its coming from Dom”

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